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V Valdes's avatar

I’m glad to hear you finally came out of the dark.

Welcome to the real world of climbing inflation, endless wars, poisonous import food, all thanks to Tertiary Syphillis and his troupe of imbeciles!

I just lovvvve the NFL. The one organization who really controls the media!!

Larry Beitel's avatar

I wonder what the convention freebie will be this time? Last time it was ear tampons and Deportation Now signs.

Pasqualino's avatar

It will be like…

Bringing the Clowns…

To the Circus…

P Kawake's avatar

Hulk Hogan and Charlie Kirk won't be there either.

Alexa Murray's avatar

He’ll lie about the numbers though. He always does.

Rich's avatar

Maybe someone could shut down the AC in a way that will take all convention to fix

UnDone's avatar

Darn. If this shitshow fails then they are going to triple down on racism again.

Gary's avatar

I think that the price of diesel is much more important than gasoline

Spotwelder's avatar

Join Grindr and see how many Rethuglicans swarm your way.

Cinderella's avatar

Let me guess…because EVERYONE HATES HIM??

Allison white's avatar

Popping my popcorn!

Thus Spaketh Your King's avatar

Let’s alll sign up for those free Trumpapaloser tickets just to show up, jeer and heckle the shit out of it.

Wendy's avatar

Or leave the seats empty

Fat Vegas Elvis's avatar

I’ll be watching the Hawks beat the shit out of those d-bag Pats.

Bryan Hahn's avatar

First time reading your submission, I totally want to watch the perspiration damp ramblings of and 80 year old Republican diaper dumping dementia dictator who will wax the achievements of and totally only appreciated by his orangeness...

Nahhh, Its Seattle vs New England..

Or better yet.. It's the Brewers taking the knees out of the Cubs...

I'll tune in tomorrow to SubStack to get the low-lights of how our leadership frames how the midterms will go..

As Mr T said... I predict PAIN.

THE FOG OF MAGA IS RECEDING, COME ON OUT INTO THE SUN AND 😃 THIS IS ALMOST DONE

Brian MacKay's avatar

Well, the Republicans are a little lucky. The temperature here in Dallas has dropped. The high today will only be 100⁰F. Tomorrow will be a cool 98⁰. It's been a lot warmer recently